MILLION DOLLAR PUBES

… a real smooth operator….!

An anonymous woman has set up a website selling her pubic hair in an innovative attempt to become a dot.com millionaire.
The website was set up to raise $1 million to fund laser surgery to have her pubes permanently removed after the frustrated woman gave up on shaving, waxing and hair removal creams. One pubic hair costs a cool $200 dollars and in exchange punters get a small advertising spot on her website milliondollarpubes.com. The bizarre scheme has already netted the mystery lady a whopping $38,000 and over 200,000 intrigued visitors. Such success has led her to introduce a blog on the site and a clothing line selling t-shirts and mugs displaying slogans such as « smooth all over » « and smooth operator ».

Businesses keen to reach the ever increasing number of visitors have happily invested in the wacky marketing scheme but sceptical punters have asked the unidentified woman to reveal her identity amongst claims the scheme is a scam. Log on to milliondollarpubes.com to make up your own mind, or even place an ad and receive your very own pubic hair. The mystery woman reassured hesitant businessmen last week by commenting: “I hope that as many people as possible would like to receive my hair, but if you would prefer to just place your advert then that is fine too!” Just how far will you go to be smooth all over?